So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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