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im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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