This girl is more easily done than said...
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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