My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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