he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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