shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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