Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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