I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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