hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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