Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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