Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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