Well apparently he's into motor boating.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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