used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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