are you still at the devil's house?
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Randomize
