Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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