so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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