I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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