but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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