Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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