Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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