She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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