I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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