Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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