The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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