Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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