im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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