you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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