I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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