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(347): View more from New York

I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot

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(207): View more from Maine

i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs

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(450): View more from Quebec

Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question

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