Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
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