big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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