what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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