I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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