I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
