their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i don't like sucking hair
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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