i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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