The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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