He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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