i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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