For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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