But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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