My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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