I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
and you fell through a lawn chair
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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