I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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