FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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