i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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