Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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