Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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