I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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