She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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