oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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